• straight girl: lol straight boys amirite
  • straight girl: i love my gay best friend <33333
  • straight girl: "no homo" –straight men hahhahah so stupid
  • straight girl: girls are great because we're not homophobic
  • straight girl: i look like such a dyke lmao i hope boys won't stop hitting on me
  • straight girl: boys are so annoying i should just become a lesbian
  • straight girl: *makes out with a straight girl friend* ahahha such lesbos lol
  • straight girl: fucking dyke get away from me eww i don't want to share this bathroom/changing room/swimming pool with freaks like you don't touch me i don't want to be your friend